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what you say when you break your phone for no reason
New iPhone X thats how we do it in Mountain Brook
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A statement made in that sounds incredibly obvious
Tim: Bitches be tripping
Eric: When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .
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June 27th, 2010
It's been the dream of all high school mountain bike racers, their coaches, parents, and close friends since the start of the first high school mountain bike league in 2000. Now, on June 27th, 2010, NICA (National Interscholastic Cycling Association) transformed from "idea" to legal fact with the filing of numerous forms. NICA is now a central governing organization in high school mountain bike racing in the United States. High School mountain bike racing is now considered an official, national sport.
June 27th, 2010 is the day that high school mountain biking is going to be celebrated by all whose it concerns.
Person 1: National High School Mountain Bike Day?? Mountain biking isn't a real sport!
Person 2: Check it, bro: (brings up CyclingNews.com article about high school mountain bike racing becoming an official sport) and don't hate
Person 1: ...Well, it's still lame.
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When you cum on your girlfriend and she drinks out of you penis like a straw.
"Get your face on it and suck," said johnny as he got the mountain climber made of dick (mcmd),"yeah thats right bitch." and she had a cum smoothie.
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Two songs that sound extremely similar but different at the same time
"Dude, these two songs sound similar yet different at the same time"
"That's an in the hall of the mountain king-dance of the sugar plum Fairy situation
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So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof
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The pile of semen covered rags, socks, underwear and any other bit of cloth one masturbated on and then threw on the floor.
It’s funny when my laundry piles up and my mom has to wash my Spunk Mountain.