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Kids that don't play instruments but have a guitar or a drum stick somewhere in their basement so they decide to start a band. They don't jam together, they just look at stuff on the internet at all the stuff they can buy after they get rich. They brag about their band, even though they don't have one, and they're not kidding, they're just ignorant. Bastardous band bitches usually never get anything done, and will grow up to be cafeteria aids. Bastardous band bitches piss everyone off who isnt a complete tard.
Dude, the kids in my neighborhood are all bastardous band bitches, they think they have a band but they really have no talent at all, it's kind of depressing.
Phil Collins is a bastardous band bitch.
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Boy Band Parking is the 3rd best parking spot in the lot. Oftentimes, the absolute best parking spot is referred to as "Rock Star" or "Porn Star" parking. Regardless, Boy Band Parking is not as good as Rock Star Parking because the people in Boy Bands are not artist, musicians, or entertainers. Even though ALL Boy Bands suck, they do have their loyal followers for days, weeks, months or years, so they do get to have a parking spot named after them.
Marty: "Dude... You came in late this morning, huh?"
Andy: "Yeah, but I was early enough to still get boy band parking!"
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What someone needs after getting a bad burn or the like.
1. -"You're a whore"
"Wow, that hurt so bad I need a Jesus Band-aid"
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A Dork, Nerd, Douchebag, Fucktard! Spends all their time talking worthless band smack. Moves in odd clicks only with other band geeks. A hater of sports or anyone with atletic ability. The douchebag that always got their books and that lame ass instrument case slapped out of their hands in school. Non-Pussy getter unless a trick within the nerd click is handin it out. Thinks anyone NOT in the band is a loser. Can't dress for shit. Always look out for floods, white high-top Reebok shoes from the 1980's, shitty hair style, taped glasses frame, possibly a pocket protector with an exploded pen stain on the pocket. Things killer bands like Metallica, Slayer, Ozzy, Staind and Alice in Chains are lame. A band geek can always play the Barney song on their instrument. Blogs with other band geeks about sheet music and band camp experiences. Has only seen pussy when his mom gets out of the shower. Thinks condoms are flute covers. Need I say more?
Kill- "Yo, Band Geek..come over here douchebag!"
Band Geek- "Um, I'm late for band practice and my bike has a flat tire."
Kill- "Get in my trunk fuckface, I'll drop you off!"
Band Geek- "Um ok."
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A place where you can get pregnant!
Lexie: "Hey, where did you get knocked up again?"
Patty: "{Band Camp}!"
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A joint birthday party between Mana and me (Chris) that includes only people in the school band.
I postponed the band party twice.
Both times, the sole reason was so that Hannah Lynch could make it to the party.
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The best band in all of Saginaw, Texas, maybe even the US.
Any and all who oppose the mighty SoS Band will fall short and be terminated.
guy from band 1: Dude, my butt hole still hurts from satuday...
guy from band 2: What happend?
guy from band 1: We lost to the Spirit of Saginaw Band!!! We got Raped!!!
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