black mother fucker

Some one that rides on the back of the bus.

"I want to write on the front of the bus, too bad i'm a black mother fucker."

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your mother homosexual

The professional way to say ur mum gay or your mum gay
Used if it is desired to create a second degree burn on one's ears.

Guy 1:ur mum gay
Guy 2:your mother homosexual
Guy 1:fucking dies

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holy mother of balls

Holy Mother of Balls is when an event is so profound, so amazing and awesome, that a single ball will not suffice, the Holy Mother of Balls needs to be referenced.

Holy Mother of Balls, did you just jump that gorge on your motorcycle?

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mother's chest hair

Material used to create Janice's(from Mean Girls) wigs out of.

"Hey Janice what's your wig made out of?"

"Your mother's chest hair!"

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Mother Teresa’s mom

A person who loves helping others but do it better than mother Teresa because they’re not killing people and they’re not against abortion.

Person1: oh you’re such a mother Teresa

Person2: no i’m Mother Teresa’s mom

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Ur brother a mother

Worse than ur mom gay, ur granny a tranny, and ur sister a mister, this is the ultimate insult.

Jim: ur mom gay
Susy: ur granny a tranny
Jim: ur sister a mister
Susy: ur brother a mother
Jim: *explodes*

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oh mother honchy!

An extremely positive reaction to food.

After taking a bite out of the delicious donut, John Mayer exclaimed, “Oh Mother Honchy!”

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