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stealing something in a sneaky way. usually used it as a code word in public
Person 1 : Ay bro you wanna glass some shit from target?
Person 2: For sure bro
Apparently, Kimberly Acosta (the other half of Kimberdek and the other half of Derek's heart) thinks Derek Lucio (her husband/boyfriend in dating) is cute when he wears his glasses. So, the code name for him is "Glasses".
OOOOHHHHH, KIMBERLY, GLASSES IS WEARING HIS GLASSES!!!!!
Kimberly: look, derek looks so cute right now! He should wear his glasses all the time!!
Me: ugh
Apparently Kimberly Acosta (the other half of Kimberdek and the other half of Derek’s heart), thinks that Derek Lucio (her husband/boyfriend in dating) looks cute in glasses. So, his code name is Glasses.
OOOHHH, KIMBERLY, DEREK IS WEARING HIS GLASSES RIGHT NOW!!!
Kimberly: Derek looks so cute when he is wearing his glasses!
Me: ugh
1. A person, whose facade you can see right through
2. A person who is completely transparent, and honest.
1. “I think it’s all an act, dudes glass”
2. “I always go to Haley for fashion advice, she’s glass”
V. (British) Hit someone in the face or neck with a beer glass (possibly broken before).
He glassed the landlord because he'd been chatting to Jo
when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.
"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.
The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.