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Otherwise known as 'Glad Fold-Top bags', Bastard Bags are complete bastards. They will open up and screw you over at every possible time.
I tossed my friend a bag of Cheez-Itz at lunch, but as they flew through the air, I remembered it was a bastard bag. It opened in mid-air and I had to sweep up all the Cheez-Itz. Fucking Bastard Bags.
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1. when a snarky flight attendant forcibly takes your carry on bag from you, because there is no room in the overhead compartment.
The oversold flight was crowded when I boarded the plane. When I got to my seat, there was no space for my bag in the overhead compartment. The ragged out flight attendant then "D-bagged" me an checked my luggage, which I never saw again.
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noun. a bag for life is a euphemism for the male genitalia, or more specifically, scrotal sack. The term pertains in its literal sense to a long-term use carrier bag, popularised by a UK-based high street retailer.
"When I watch television I cup my bag for life."
"My bag for life is red and sore, I should visit my GP post-haste!"
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A statement describing the uselessness of a certain individual
"Brett sucks at Madden so bad he's just a big cock bag!" Tim complained at work.
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1: The act of placing or repeatedly dunking an infusion of drinkable leaves into a pot or cup of hot water, to create a delicious and tannin-loaded beverage.
2: The act of placing or repeatedly dunking ones testicles and scrotum into the open gaping mouth of a willing partner.
It had been a long day and Daphne was tired. Her dozy yawning gave Mike an idea. As she lay in sexy repose on the garden lilo, Mike straddled and repeatedly teabagged into her open willing cakehole. Her lips, full and moistened with lip balm, gave a lovely seal as the bagger and baggee met in a glorious carnal union. Mbpuh mbpuh his slimy nutsack went as he bagged in and out. They were tea bagging.
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Someone who is more than simply a tool. So much of a tool in fact, that since there is not a more tool-ish word than tool, they can only be described as a "tool bag," logically. One who has the tool quality of so many tools, that a mechanic's collection of tools does not contain as many tools as would equal the level of tooldom that a "tool bag" contains. Therefore, their tool level is higher than tool and moves up to "tool bag."
A group of sophmores is a bunch a tools ::AS TO:: A single freshman is a tool bag.
Good Charlotte are tools ::AS TO:: Ryan Seacrest is a tool bag.
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1.A stupid person who thinks that they are just too cool for anyone else. They are pompous assholes and usually don't know what they are talking about. They hang out with other douche bags that act the same way. 2.They can easily be spotted on college campuses around the US.
3.Boys are usually wearing a pre-ripped up hat, cop sunglasses, shell or hemp necklace, Abercrombie, (pink) polo shirt with a popped collar or even better another one on top of that with 2 t-shirts underneath, ripped jeans, and my favorite some kind of sandals mostly flip-flops.
3.Girls on the other hand usually have any combination of too many high/lowlights, too much makeup, willy wonka sun glasses, lots of gaudy jewelery, Abercrombie and other douche shirts like it, ripped up jeans or jean skirts that are frayed up, those ugly baggy yoga pants, designer purses, feet tattoos, and flip-flops.
Hey Stephanie look at that douche bag out there with the popped collar and pre-ripped jeans.
Ashlee Simpson is a douche bag.
Quit being a douche and give me the 5 bucks you owe me.
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