beer whale

One who consumes massive quantities of beer without getting drunk

My boy Ron-J is quite the beer whale.

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chicken and beer

Ludacris new cd and also a good combination when youre hungry.

P1: Ma, get yo azz in the kitchen and get me some chicken and beer.

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bitch beer

In Canada, bitch beer is common slang for American Beer such as Bud Light or Coors light. This is in referance to the way which alcohol content is measured in the United States versus Canada.

In the States alcohol content is measured by weight as opposed to volume. So a %4 beer in the states would be a %3.2 beer in Canada...which is not even suitable for our dogs never mind our women. In addition, American beer often has a lower percentage even when you don't take the method of measurment which furthers American beer's reputation as "bitch beer".

Further, Americans are often referred to as bitchs in Canada due to their lack of knowledge in hockey, low alcohol tolerance, poor education, racist policies, and due to the rage Canadians feel when they are treated poorly in other countrys when we are initially identified as Americans. (the party is on when Canadian citizenship is established)

However, it should be noted, African Americans are not considered to be bitches because of their strong cultural dominance in the United States as well as the fact that malt liquor has about the same alcohol content as Canadian beer. This also proves that Canadians are truly "original Gangsters".

"Hey Joe, what is that? A Bud Light? Why the fuck are you drinking bitch beer tonight? Are you the designated driver tonight or are you a bitch?"

"My wife drinks bitch beer now that she is pregnant. She doesn''t want to harm the baby with any alcohol."

"Now Billy, you know you can't have have any real beer until you're 18! You're going to have to sit at the kiddy table and drink bitch beer for another 6 years!"

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Busch beer

Budweiser's inbred little brother, Busch is the official beer of the homeless & rednecks across the united states. Designed to be cheap & get you piss drunk. Goes great with hunting, NASCAR, beating your wife or staggering in and out of traffic with a cardboard sign.

"Aw hell Johnny is hitting his wife on the porch again."

"Of course he is bro its Sunday, don't you see that 30pk of Busch beer next to his banjo?"

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Cheeky Beer

That most glorious of things: a beer at an otherwise inappropriate moment with a dear friend.

You/they: 'Fancy a Cheeky Beer?'
They/you: 'I really ought to get back to work, but for you my sweetness… We'll make an exception!'

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sports beer

a low calorie beer (michelobe ultra) that your health conscious friend who you used to drink real beer with, drinks now. Not good for watering plants or the lawn. Not good to use if you want to get drunk either. Not good for your masculinity at all.

Hey Slipp pass me a sports beer it seems water has lost its flavor!?

Hey Jason michelobe ultra's bubbles make my tummy feel guilt free after all those sit ups!!!!!

I can fit into my sexy pants now that I only drink sports beer.

Sports beer its like gatorade for adults who want to drink responsibly without the fear of getting drunk or fat.

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Madison Beer

A singer/songwriter who is extremely talented and amazing. She is the sweetest person in the whole world and deserves everything.

Madison beer just released the reckless music video

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