A sport that suicidal kids play.
Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”
The best sport EVER EXISTED. By running Cross Country a human will transcend pass the normal human state and become undefeatable in life. In order to survive the practices and meets, you need to absolutely believe in your coach because he/she has been through this kind of practice and is now a metahuman. However, once you survive a few seasons of Cross Country, you will start to transcend like your coach and captain have experienced before you. What are you waiting for? Join Cross Country and start making your life better right NOW!
A: "Why does Kurtis never fail in anything he does?"
B: "He coaches Cross Country and he was a varsity Cross Country runner."
A: "Oh really? Where can I sign up for Cross Country? I need that in my life RIGHT NOW!!!!"
Cross country might be the gayest shit on the planet. It is known that cross country athletes frequently engage in homosexual activities with their coaches.
Whoa those guys having an orgy are on the cross country team
To lick the choad during oral sex.
Austin: I went out with Jenny Saturday night and ate the pussy.
Keller: Did you cross the bridge?
Austin: You know I did!
Seggsy rethorical dominator who is known as Slavic Seggsking.
PS: rethorical > rhetorical
You are CrossSlavic Seggsking. Aren't u?
Damn that guy is such a Cross.
Most seggsy slavic mf who rethorically dominates goons. Known for being Seggsbomb and having a lot of kids on discord.
He likes to use rethoric more than rhetoric.
You are Cross. Yep I am seggsiest Slavic mf.
I wish I was Cross. wishing for a high tier rethoric and seggsy appearance