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RLS for short... Whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. Inspired by a co-worker who always seemed to have an extremely intense, more gripping story than I.
John - "Damn man, yeah, one time I hiked Morro Rock and almost slipped and died man."
Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."
John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."
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The hours between midnight and dusk when you start swimming on land/water craving that good shit
Joey: hey man, its real axolotl hours
Dave: no way man, last time I woke up in barbeque sauce
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A term used to reference a previous night's state of drunkeness. Drunk to a point in which it is difficult to see, and blackout is a strong possibility.
TPF: "Oh my god, Big Dads got real bad last night! He went into the police station and played extremely violent marco polo with all of the officers , because he thought that is what you're supposed to do!"
BB: "Yeah, yeah, yeah.....He got real bad.........yeah!"
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A forum with members originally hailing from ym.com (may you rest in peace). Now located at ymlives.com, the YM Real Deal members discuss serious issues every day such as fellatio, menstrual cramps, feelings, circumcision, and nudity, just to name a few.
While YM is indeed a close-knit community, there is unfortunately a hierarchy. The self declared queens were outed in a youtube video in the Summer of '09. (You can find it by searching my name, nomnomchickenwings)
Though some of these queens are kind, loving creatures, others, such as peterpan and SocoAmarettoLime, are revered throughout the forums for their cruel mix of beauty and biting wit.
I go on the YM Real Deal forums, I'm awesome!!
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Any time after 12 a.m. is considered real nigga hours as long as you are working on improving yourself or your fellow real niggas.
Mom: Hugo, go to sleep. It's almost 1 in the morning!
Hugo: Nah, it's real nigga hours. I have this midterm paper due at 8am and I'm just starting.
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One who will talk shit and make another person feel bad or attempt to. They're main goal is to get a reaction out of the person they are trolling. Trolling could also be a form of payback, or retaliation to being trolled. Trolls get a thrill out of other peoples reaction and wont stop until a negative reaction is given to them. The best way to stop a troll from succeeding is to ignore them, or act passive.
Real-Life Troll : You're a virgin and you're 33 years old...You need a fucking life. Go get some sun, btw, you're whiter than a ghost.
Friend or Foe : Fuck you asshole, dick, bitch, shut the fuck up.
Real-Life Troll : *Smiles with success*
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Laid back Schizophrenic dudes who are the fountain of all wisdom to their friends, and a source of frustration to their enemies because they just don't care. Available for contracts, problems solved, dragons slain, roof slates replaced, krakens turned to stone, moons jumped over, donkeys made to walk backwards. No job too big or small, as long as you don't mind it not getting done.
Write what you like about The real Chris Gray spoonheads no-one cares, unless you have a complaint about our service, in which case only you care, but one is better than none.
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