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Affects 1 in 10 men, and every man who has ever sent a picture of his junk. This disorder causes a man to develop very small genitalia, and have the irresistible urge to send pictures of his symptoms to unsuspecting women.
Man 1: brooo I just sent my pp pic to Jessica
Man 2: ewww brooo you have Small pp Disorder (SPD) , go to your therapist.
Person 1 : AYO what the hell I didn’t know skeletons could walk
Person 2 : nah that’s just small might
Y’all know All Might from My hero academia. Yeah, now make him a walking skeleton with no eyes, blonde hair, and blood always dripping from his mouth.
Guy 1: Why does a fucking skeleton with hair keep coming on my feed?!
Guy 2: That’s just Small Might