Thomas the train

A phrase said by idiots who've never seen the show and commonly used to humiliate people named "Thomas" due to lack of originality

First of all, Thomas is NOT a train, he is a steam locomotive/tank engine. Trains are not singular but plural, referring to the units connected to an engine. In fact, "the Tank Engine" used to be in the show title until marketing people removed it because it'd be too long to pronounce.

If you're named Thomas and are called this phrase you can go ahead and humiliate their ass by annoying them with Thomas lore.
- Sincerely, A Thomas fan named Thomas

Jerk: Wassup "Thomas the train"
Thomas: Recites the story of Thomas & Gordon
Jerk: …

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Big Train

an individual who is so extrordinarily lethargic that he could eat an entire primary school class of children and still be hungry, he loves eating kids.

big train: child

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Meat Train

A 3 way between 2 males and 1 female with the male in the middle. When you're about to penetrate you yell "All Aboard!" And when you're about to cum you say "We are now arriving at your destination."

"My bi friend talked me into a meat train with him and his girlfriend"

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Jungle Train

Engaging in sexual acts with three or more people where at least one participant is a transvestite of African heritage. The number of cars in the "jungle train" represents the number of people involved in the sexual act.

For their 10th anniversary they went to Vegas and rode a three-car jungle train.

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Gain train

An Instagram mega group only for cool kids. Famously known for their instagram legit giveaways. Founded by Aron. Now owned by Mr.Kevin(robot) and Jordan Fischer. Ray Dillinger aka Will ginn is a trump supporter no one likes. Jack moser and jaden moser are dancers. Mike(oldie/scouser) DMS 13 year olds. Rowan moser doesn’t like najee or the kid who doesn’t shave.

- Derek baker

Bro you’re such a gain train

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Dill Train

a stupid stupid person,a idiot that doesn't know it.

"says something stupid..... Jeff you dill train!"

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viking train

When a Viking would line up all of his wives and concubines while they are all on their period and fuck them one after the other. Vikings loved blood and sex and so they relished the idea of having period blood from multiple pussies on their dick.

Dude, your sisters are on their period, I wanna Viking train them.

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