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Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018


Pick & Poke

Using a randomized event generator (e.g. dice roll) to determine which orifice to penetrate

while sexting, we decided to pick & poke. Rand() produced an around the world response. Looking forward to tonight!

by TBCRI September 15, 2011


penis pickings

When you have little hairs or fuzz bits around your penis you pick off with your fingers

my penis is getting dirty! im gonna do my daily penis pickings

by poperoni304 September 20, 2023


pick and roll

Transsexual slang for hiding your penis when boymoding.

Alice: You ready to go out to the mall?
Jess: Sure, one sec, just gotta do a little pick and roll ;)

by 20_20_20_20 February 25, 2021


Pick me dad

The sports dads that are always inserting themselves as if they’re a coach but not a coach

Look at Steve over there in the huddle with the team, what a pick me dad

by BlueChameleon June 11, 2024


I pick you by the nekvellen

This sentence is used when you are mad.

Get out or i pick you by the nekvellen

by Dutchie1997 April 9, 2020


National Pick JConn up from Work Day

On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.

Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”

by jpgeigs October 13, 2021