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On October 13, everyone who knows JConn has to offer to pick him up from work.
“Sorry I can’t make it to small group, it’s national Pick JConn up from Work Day.”
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: PICK UP ARTISTRY: The First Juvenile Release For Neurolinguistic Programming.
When someone taps another person's head with pinched fingers
Strong urge to go to the pub is coming on
Geez the winds picking up, we’ll get blown to the pub in a minute
The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz
The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.
when shes so pick me, she holds her hands out like a little kid
“heathers so pick me up, she’s acting like a child who wants to be picked up”
To pick feces out of another's anus.
I went fudge picking in this girl last night and there was already some sperm in there too... fml...