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When you take a bath and you wash your asshole, and you find a little piece of shit stuck to the hair of your asshole, and you take it out and let it linger in the bath whilst bathing yourself.
"Oh, yeah, Monica like last night when I took a bath, I found poop sprinkles floating around my asshole."
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a. Gay buttsex.
b. A dagger made out of excrement.
c. Slang for a gay man's penis.
"Ahhh, Gary! Your poop dagger is tearing my anus!"
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The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.
I wouldn't mind having anal sex, but I'm no big fan of the poop dick.
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this is what you get when you fuck a chick in the ass, and then without cleaning your tool you put it in her pussy. Now you have Poop Tuna
Dude! Last night I met this chick and I got some poop tuna.
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A person which is ready to poop.
Johnny was driving down the street after lunch and realized that he was a poop cannon ready to fire.
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Upon the conclusion of the bowl movement, one reaches to remove the inevitable poop material, only to find the toilet paper, as if by divine intervention, is pure white or nearly white.
"Angel poops save time and paper"
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a long turd wrapped around your neck for warmth.
dammit! i'm so cold AND i forgot my poop scarf!
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