pussy freak

A derogatory term that refers to a dude whose priority in life is eating vagina.

Also, this man is NOT to be trusted. Under ANY circumstance. But let him do what he wants.

Hailey: I met a guy who wanted to go down on me before we even made out.

Meredith: Yup, sounds like a real pussy freak.

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playboy pussy

An innie vagina that is small and pleasant to look at. Much like those seen on the pages of playboy

Adam: Damn, Laura looks great naked
Jim: Really? Nice looking lady bits?
Adam: oh yeah. Total playboy pussy

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weekend pussy

pussy that you get when your tired of your monday thru friday pussy. a girl who is not good enough for your everyday life, but good enough to bang on the weekends.

Naw...Shannon and I aren't dating, she's just my weekend pussy!

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muggy pussy

Any flaps of skin on a male or female in the groin area which build up a sweaty, pungent odour. Especially after hours of labour intensive activities, or sporting pursuits.

How was your day Adam? Oh mate, I've been walking in the heat all morning, and I have such a MUGGY PUSSY. I can't wait to jump in the shower and wash the stink off.

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Douche Pussy

someone who is a total jerk a.k.a. douche. but they're to afraid to tell you to your face what they said mean behind your back therefore making them a coward, a.k.a. a pussy. coming up with the term douche pussy.

Douche Pussy: wow she's hidious
friend of douche pussy: he just called you hidious
girl being called hidious: WOW YOU'RE A DOUCHE PUSSY

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pussy hiking

Going on the pull but being very blatant about it (see hitch hiking)

Me and Steve are going pussy hiking tonight, going to pull a right sort,

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Pussy Pixie

The nurse who possesses the magical fairy dust that’s powerful enough to make a woman delivery vaginally when it seems as though a c-section is her only fate.

Give that girl to Karen, she’s a fuckin’ pussy pixie, she’ll get that baby out!

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