putting a coat of paint on the door

Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.

Sorry I was so late for work today. I was busy putting a coat of paint on the door for my wife.

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Put me under the car

the dumb version of the phrase: to be thrown under the bus.

Mr.V(in front of the whole class) - Some people are really behind on their work. I'm looking at you, Kate.
Kate(whispers to Sawyer) - Why does he always have to put me under the car like that?
Sawyer - ...
Erik - Did you mean 'throw me under the bus'??
Kate - woops
Erik - MR.V, KATE IS DUMB!
Mr.V - I am already aware of that.

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Putting my faith in god

To not pullout during sex. Including when she’s on the pill.

“Last night I was with my girlfriend and things got wild and I was putting my faith in god because she’s on the pill and now I’m nervous.”

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I put my green on it

When a developer approves a pull request in github
This is in reference to the color scheme and layout of github

dev1: Looked over your PR and I put my green on it

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Put some boots on this bitch

To report someone to the attorney general

Somebody skimmed my debit card and drained my bank account. Time to put some boots on this bitch.

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Put Horse Cock Here

I'm literally just making this so I can buy a mask that says it

plz put horse cock here uwu

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i put the new forgis on the g

country man singing i put the new forgis on the g

hey dude can you sing mustard? I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE G! do the thug shaker fat ass

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