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What Ethan Couch's grossly-overly-indulgent/forgiving/accommodating father snortingly snarled to school officials prior to his absurdly-outrageous offer to buy da entire school just so dat his "little Prince" (i.e., "baby") would be treated (read, "coddled"!) da way he preferred, rather than his being compelled to behave in a rational/responsible/respectful manner towards his fellow students and teachers, or subjected to da standard disciplinary-procedures if he declined to proffer said reasonable demeanor.
If Ethan Couch's father had not whooped his asinine "Nobody puts Baby in a corner!" battle-cry during his surly son's formative years while he was in school, maybe both Ethan and his also-shockingly-pandering mom would not have subsequently had to "stand in da corner big time" (i.e., go to prison after committing infinitely-more-serious crimes) sometime down da road!
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what Mortys dad told him to do when Morty was being a little bitch in the bush demension
Morty put the grub on your cock
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To not pullout during sex. Including when she’s on the pill.
“Last night I was with my girlfriend and things got wild and I was putting my faith in god because she’s on the pill and now I’m nervous.”
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When a developer approves a pull request in github
This is in reference to the color scheme and layout of github
dev1: Looked over your PR and I put my green on it
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To report someone to the attorney general
Somebody skimmed my debit card and drained my bank account. Time to put some boots on this bitch.
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I'm literally just making this so I can buy a mask that says it
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country man singing i put the new forgis on the g
hey dude can you sing mustard? I PUT THE NEW FORGIS ON THE G! do the thug shaker fat ass
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