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Giving oral sex, gagging on the cum, and vomiting an entire meal of spinach salad on the recipient.
Do you want me to spit or swallow? Neither I want you to make me a Sandy Salad.
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A meal probably made by a male college student who doesn’t know how to cook.
Yo Fez what is that?
This right here? It’s a burger salad.
Lol a what???
Burger Salad! You know, just some ground beef on iceberg!!
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A full 30 rack of assorted cans of beer. Most commonly a consolidation of leftovers from a party.
We bought 200 beers for the party, and all we have left is this 30 Salad.
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"Hey do you want to get dinner?" "No, I'm not your salad slut."
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In the year 2000 when man eating robots have wiped out the human race, Robot's will only have this lovely snack to enjoy.
"Robot Butt holes"
"Mecha toss my Robo salad"
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A salad consisting of everything one would regularly put into a sandwich, minus the bread.
Bri: Man, I haven't been to the store in weeks, all I've had to eat for breakfast is potstickers and bachelor salad.
Nick: Bachelor salad?
Bri: Spinach, vinagarette, a slice of deli meat, and a slice of cheese.
Nick: So basically a sandwich.
Bri: Without bread.
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The Oreo dessert fat people call a salad to make themselves feel better about themselves.
Person 1: Ay yo, you want some Oreo salad?
Person 2: wtf! Why would you put Oreos in your salad??
Person 1: nah dude, there's not actually a salad.
Person 2: Huh?!?
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