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When you are in a voice call/video game and kick someone from the party/voice call due to you being mad at them
Dude why'd you just kick me from the call, that's just second-hand rage quitting
A man leaving an upstairs bedroom window, ahead of the returning husband.
We had to x-ray this second-story man's whole body after he jumped from the bedroom window trying to escape his girlfriend's husband, who returned home early.
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The wonder and excitement comparable to eating one Pop-Tart in a package, forgetting about the second one, and rediscovering the second one later.
I thought I was out of money until I looked in my old pants pockets, found a 20, and experienced second Pop-Tart effect.
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When an individual (most likely a virgin) pre-cums like a motherfucker and puts his 12 incher into his partners cooch. He makes one thrust and there it goes..........this creates a very tense situation which is called a 3 second pregnancy scare. The man ends up learning from his mistake and vows from this day forward to always use a ribbed magnum before he engages in intercourse ever again.
He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.
Virgin: Man I had a 3 Second Pregnancy Scare last night
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!
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Two males and one female, male and female in the classic sixty-nine position with her on top. Second male fucks her doggy style until he comes inside her. Than the bottom male switches with the other male and fucks her doggy style (sloppy seconds) while they are in the sixty-nine position.
Both males get a great view and taste of each other while getting a blow job.
I got spit roasted while being drilled from behind by a male whom got sloppy seconds and spit roast seconds.
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When a guy and girl are making out and the guy continues to try to cop a feel despite the girl moving his hand away. Eventually she gives in and allows him to reach "second base on defensive indifference."
Guy 1: Last night I got to 2nd base with Sally!
Guy 2: Really?!? She let you touch her boobs?
Guy 1: She didn't want me to. But I was persistent, so she allowed it. I guess I reached second base on defensive indifference.
Guy 2: Sweet.
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the act of giving a dirty article of clothing (esp. a shirt) a heavy dose of spray deodorant to mask any smell or foul odor. usually done in an emergency where all other items are dirty or otherwise unusable or the item is just well liked.
yo whats that smell?
sorry man, 3 second spin cycle
o gotcha
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