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When a man who is married, jacks off to another woman in the shower.
My husband love's his shower wife.
Forgoing a traditional shower with water and soap, and instead using deodorant only. Typical method used to get to work on time.
I didn't have time to take a shower, so I took a Mexican shower and now I smell great.
When you do a handstand over a toilet bowl and then pee while you’re upside down
The other night I was feeling experimental so I went to the bathroom and did the Australian shower
The dumping of the septic tank of a moving tour bus on a following vehicle.
"Dave Mathews' bus gave a blue shower to an unsuspecting boat in Chicago."
"A car cut off the tour bus on the freeway so the driver gave it a blue shower."
When you're eating out a girl and she shits on your head
What's that awful smell? You smell like you took a vegan shower.
Game: When two people are webcam chatting and go take showers at the same time (aiming their webcams at the shower curtain/door) and see who can finish first. The winner watches the losers webcam until he/she gets out of the shower (naked of course). Should be played with the preferred sexual gender.
Webcam 1: "I'm so bored."
Webcam 2: "Want to play shower roulette?"
Webcam 1: "Sure that game is awesome!"
Must have the runs to do this
When a person lies on the ground and another person shites through a sieve on top of them and then masturbates and cums all over them as soap.
A met a girl last night and gave her a dirty shower.