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When you go limp after sex with an Asian woman, and your dick is now like a big udon noodle and you slap it around her face and titties.
I blew it all over her tits and gave her an udon slap across the face
A list of people that, if you could, you would slap for doing or saying something stupid, shady, unrealistic, or being unnecessarily dramatic.
My boss waited until the last minute to give me a project and now wants me to cancel my trip. He is now number 1 on my slap list.
Person 1: I went to Subway and asked for a veggie sub and the lady asked me if I wanted lettuce.
Person 2: Put her on the slap list.
More commonly used as "the list".
When you bust a nut in your hand then slap the hoe
Hey wanna take part in a good swimmer slap
When you physically assault a piece of bologna with a Punch or Slap
Tom: I just beat that bologna
Me: You Bologna Slapper
Flexible word- ranging from simply getting held accountable to being reprimanded to getting beaten badly in a sporting event.
"I haven't followed up for them yet and I'm getting bitch slapped with e-mail requests."
"Ouch- My boss bitch slapped me for being late!"
"The Pistons simply bitch slapped Boston last night in the opening round of their series."
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The act of pwning somebody to such an extremity that only slapping them with your genitalia could possibly match the awesomeness of that pwnage.
Not to be confused with the interest group MSLAP (Mankind Supporting Lethal Attacks on Polar-life)
Billy M-Slapped Jane when he made a humorous comment about her bulimic sister.
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the act of extending the fingers and palm towards the female genitalia to produce an enjoyable sound
"dude sheehan said jenn yelled at his for giving her a twat slap last night"
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