Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord)

A form of suicide where the subject, dressed in a toga, by him/herself or arm in arm with other subjects, slowly walks into the ocean towards the moonlight. The subject keeps walking till he/she is completely sub surface and drowns to a slow, sweet and liberating death.

Ideally the songcover of "Creep" by Scala & Kolacny Brothers is playing in the background. For example by putting it on repeat in the subjects car, putting the car in cruise control and letting it ride into the ocean alongside the subject.

(In Dutch)
Een variant van zelfdoding waarbij het subject, getooid in een toga, alleen of arm in arm met meerdere subjecten, langzaam de zee inloopt richting de maan. Men blijft lopen tot zij volledig door het water omgeven is en een zoete, bevrijdende verdrinkingsdood sterft.

Idealiter speelt op de achtergrond de cover van het nummer "Creep" door Scala & Kolacny Brothers. Bijvoorbeeld door deze op te zetten in de auto van het betreffende subject, de auto op cruisecontrol te zetten en samen met het subject de zee in te laten rijden.

Q: "Dude, how did your carseats get this soaked?" A: "I lend it to a friend who wanted to commit a Greek Suicide."

(In Dutch)

Q: "Gasten, deze vakantie was te mooi, beter dan dit gaat het niet worden, wereld gaat naar de klote en ik heb geen zin om terug te gaan naar mijn werk. Zullen we samen, in plaats van terug naar huis te rijden, gewoon een Griekse zelfmoord doen?" A: "Is goed, ik ken wel iemand met een auto met cruise control."

Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord)

Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM)

A sub-genre of Black Metal which focuses on themes of suicide, anti-humanity, self-mutilation, negative energy, and emotional imbalance or unrest.

Some "well known" bands in this genre include: Xasthur, Burzum, Silencer, Make A Change... Kill Yourself, and Nocturnal Depression.

He killed himself while listening to Suicidal/Depressive Black Metal (SDBM/DSBM).

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hung like a nine foot suicide

Any guy that's got at least nine or ten inches.

"So, like, I was fooling around with Ryan last night, and....oh my god, he is hung like a nine foot suicide."

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If you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place

A phrase from filthy frank, on the Filthy Frank Show

“Welcome to the filthy Frank show, if you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place” “Fuck you”

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head

commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.

"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.

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Suicide Yank

A person who Ties a rope to a heavy object, including they're neck, then yanking they're body forward as hard as possible to kill they're self

Random person: How did he commit suicide!?
Detective: Looks like he did a suicide Yank.

Suicide Bomb

When you take a dump on your partner's titties and wipe it off with pages of the Qu’ran.

Maybe if you’re lucky, I’ll give you the Suicide Bomb.