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A fairly recent sexual manuever, which is performed primarily around the holidays. It involves stuffing a woman's vagina full of bread and vegetables, much like sutffing a turkey.
Person 1: "dude, you know that leftover turkey stuffing that no one would eat?"
Person 2: "Yea, why?"
Person 1: " well, lets just say tht christine really loves the holidays."
Person 2: " Ah, the omaha thanksgiving surprise... dude."
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When, during a fight ( play or real), one person reaches down their pants and retrieves a copius amount of duck butter, then bitch slaps the other person in the argument. Not only did you just get slapped, but SURPRISE, now your face smells like duck butter.
My girl wouldn't quit messing with me, so finally I just pinned her down a gave her an extra greasy duck butter surprise. She said her face stunk for 2 hours.
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A meat snowman surprise is when you try to take care of your sibling, Anais, but fall asleep. The most likely outcome of this is a "meat snowman surprise" aka when you wake up to you making a snowman out of meat, and are therefore, surprised.
Gumball: I DON'T THINK PUTTING IN OUR BROWSER "MEAT SNOWMAN SURPRISE" WILL YIELD ANY INFORMING RESULTS
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When you put hot sauce on your penis and have rough anal sex with someone completely dry.
Man I totally gave Kelly an alabama sriracha surprise!
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After drinking a gallon and a half of Wild Turkey Whiskey; the next day you find that the hot chick you took home is not a chick.
Dude 1 Did you see the dude lip locking that hot chick.
Dude 2 Yo dude That's no chick that's a Wild Turkey Surprise.
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The act of getting your unassuming partner in the mood and then having a friend come into the room unannounced, bare ass naked, sportin' a raging boner and ready to shag as if it's just no big deal at all.
Daniel- "I've got something for ya baby. How about a little San Fransisco Surprise?"
Totally Hot Chick- "Fuck yes! I want it now Danny!"
Daniel- "All right love. Turn around and let me give it to you."
Daniel's friend, as he walks into the room unannounced, naked and sportin a throbbing hardon - "Oh, hey guys. Mind if I join?"
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poop in the mail box. doesnt matter how you get it there just make sure it does, by the time your mailman comes around noon it will be a nice steamy surprise. just not your own mailbox..
when dooky is put in your neighbors mailbox and come the next morning when your mail man digs his hand in he gets the mail man surprise.
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