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The idea that the horny gene found in tard fam members is insanely potent. At times, that horny gene will just completely take over one of the members and make them do things that you can't even think of. Some of the shit that these niggas be doing when they horny just makes you ask yourself: "how horny do you have to be?" A big part of the high horniness level is due to Norman "Nick" and York being overly obsessed with females and getting instant boners at the thought of pussy. Mike Carlson is also obsessed with females but doesn't expose himself as much as the other two.
*York during prime horny hours*
*sees a tweet from a bitch with HUGE tits: "I need a hug"*
*York responds to tweet: "I can give good hugs :)"*
Okay, York…I see that tard fam horniness kicking in
(btw, I had many examples to choose from, this one just happens to be the most recent one)
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The false impression that tard fam members have in their mind that they are extremely slick with lots of the stuff that they do or say. The problem with this belief is that a tard fam member doesn't realize that they always have the lowest IQ in the room so what they may consider to be "slick" will be not even be close to slick in the eyes of everyone else. They will usually say something "slick" and act like they did something nice and everyone else will stand there and look at them like the idiot that they are. These MFs think they mad nice with it but the only thing they nice with is cleaning the bathroom at Wendy's.
When York copped that PS5, he capped about the price he paid and he though he was hella slick and had everyone fooled, everyone saw right through his bullshit and when he got called out, not only did he double down on his cap, he actually thought we'd buy his bullshit that second time. This was a prime example of tard fam slickness, the other two tards in the family also have many examples of trying shit like this too.
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simple explication: worse than a retard, not as bad as a fucktard.
mumbo jumbo explanation: a term used to direct a person as a mentally slow (or retarded) person used when a normal person makes a mistake.
Scene from South Park: Make Love Not Warcraft:
gerald broulflouski:y r u on the internet?? you should be outside socializing with youre friends.
kyle broulflouski: i am socializing with my friends R-Tard.
gerald: .......i am not an R-Tard......
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A blow tard is a partially retarded person who is such a dumbass, they can be persuaded to blow anyone and anything. A perfect example is that twinky bitch Jarred.
Jarred are you sucking that pig off.....fuckin' blow tard.
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Oh my god is that Jarred? What a blow tard. He once raped a pidgeon.
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Any person who purposely listens to music by or styles their hair like the Uber Tard Justin Beiber.
While visitng my nieces and nephews I noticed they had posters of Justin Beiber hanging in their rooms, after I puked a little bit in my mouth, I proclaimed them Uber Beiber Tards.
The customers on the other end of the phone when you work tech support. The act of having many bad customers, over and over. (see also: Tard Support)
Dude, I haven't had any sales today... I'm just a tard wranggler today.
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Anyone whose name begins with a 'K' and acts like a mental midget.
Kalvin sure is a K-tard today.
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