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The Cream Team Commander is someone who creams (ejaculates softly, as to where it doesn't shoot/squirt, but instead prompts to ooze out of the cock/vagina) uncontrollably. Cream Team Commanders often have the best orgasms with toe-curling pleasure.
CTC's (Cream Team Commanders) are often found or heard having sex frequently which often leads to an ability to attain sexual stimulation and climax more efficiently. As CTC's are having intercourse, they are also going through a recruitment process. They find out if their sexual partners are suitable to join The Cream Team. Their partner will either Cream or Squirt after sex. If they cream then they may be accepted onto the team.
The Squirt Squad are The Cream Team's mortal enemies.
CTC's are often into the kinkiest sex possible, this is due to boredom of generic sexual stimulation. Once you achieve this role you have had so much sex that you have tried most of the generic positions and techniques in most places it is deemed "acceptable" to fuck.
CTC's partake in extreme kinks. These kinks also reveal techniques that have never been to be used by the mortal man. It comes as natural knowledge to CTC's. These techniques are named "The Forbidden Jutsu". Being a CTC is not for the faint hearted or the weak. Only the top 0.001% of the human population are able to achieve this status.
Join us.
Person 1: Hey sis, I just creamed for minutes. It was so good
Person 2: Really?! That's Cream Team Commander material! You should join our Cream Team!
5 YEARS LATER
Person 1: Thanks for recruiting me sis, I'm having so much godlike sex!
Person 2: It's no problem sis, you were clearly one of the chosen ones!
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Team Chicken Leg is a main group of people in the Animator Brawl series hosted by Sir Cautious Walnut. The team consists of 10 original members, namely, RainKid64, GMG, Nova, AnimatioNate, IfIWasCool, MrWaffles72, CarlosDaAn1mator, AriEatsDirt, and Bendy Boy Thing. The group has since gotten bigger and has doubled in size, with a total of 20 members.
“Can I join Team Chicken Leg?”
“Team Chicken Leg sucks ass.”
A team which consists of ugly women who compete against teams of other ugly women in the sport of shovel fighting. Ugly facial features, missing teeth, facial hair, a manly voice as well as other manly features are common physical traits of shovel-fighters.
Chris- "Man, I met this girl on one of those online dating sites and she looked nothing like her pictures."
John- "Was she really ugly??"
Chris- "Dude, she looked like she was captain of the Russian shovel fighting team!"
Group of bearded and moustached Americans that competes for the United States at the biennial World Beard and Moustache Championships.
The members of Beard Team USA proudly put country first and grow beards for America.
Tag Team DJing is practically a sport. It occurs when too many Deejays show up for the same party. Instead of playing an hour or two hour set the deejays split the time by playing three songs then rotating to the next deejay. After a deejay plays three songs they high-five the next deejay to "tag out" or "tag in". Tag Team DJing was devised as a "plan b" by the world famous B-Town DJ CO*OP as means to let every deejay in the B-town Posse get a shot at the decks, even if they were not on the flyer for the evening. If they just so happend to arrive at the party, there was always room for one more.
DJ Willow from Paris: "Remember the good ol' days at the Temple Bar when we use to play Tag Team DJ's?"
DJ SB3: "Yeah that was the shiznit! You could hang out, do some shots at the bar, smoke in the alley, and then throw down some slambient beats, tag out and then do it all over again!"
DJ Willow from Paris: "Fascinating trend we started, Eh?"
DJ SB3: "Yeah it's like wrestiling but with vinyl discs, loud booming bass and your whole "team" is there high-fiving left and right! It's a good way to share the love."
DJ Willow from Paris: "So when can I fly over to Maui for an extreme Tag Team DJ set with you? I'll bring my new sidekick, DJ YR LTTL PWNY."
DJ SB3: "Soon...REAL SOON!!!!"
DJ Willow from Paris: "Hey SB3...Tag you're it!"
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The act of someone willingly making a sacrifice for the benefit of others.
There wasn't enough room in the car, so Jerry decided to take one for the team and stayed behind while the reast of us went to the big concert.
"Man, Jerry warned us that movie would suck, so he went to go see it before the rest of us just to make sure, and man was he right."
"Yeah man, he can really take one for the team.
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Single handedly the most fun online game ever. Puts two teams (RED and BLU) of nine unique classes (Scout, Soldier, Heavy, Spy, Pyro, Sniper, Engineer, Demoman, and Medic) against each other. A sequel to the Quake mod Team Fortress (released as a standalone game called Team Fortress Classic), TF2 (as it is commonly abbreviated) was originally announced in 1998 for a '99 release. However, as Valve is prone to doing (see Valve Time), development of the game was stopped and started repeatedly for nine years until 2006, when the current version of the game was unveiled at E3 an While the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 versions are very fun, the PC/Mac version is the best, as it is often updated to include new maps, game modes, weapons, and accessories.
I got an F on my exam because I stayed up all night playing Team Fortress 2. Totally worth it.
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