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"WHEN OBAMA FUCKING DIED AND DONALD TRUMPS CONSOLIDATION OF POWER OF THE WHOLE WORLD SPARKED BACKLASH AND FUCKING POLARIZED THE DYING FUCKING PLANET" -Joe Biden 2080 (if he's still fucking alive)
Polarization in the new dying world sparked even more contention between the GOP and Democrats whilst the United States got fucking obliterated by Putin's thick ass nukes. Putin was so fucking interested in Kimmy's asshole and he was jealous of not having control over builderman and the Black DIck Militia. Nutting in builderman's ass has become a new religion in the dying world. And just at the beginning of society's inevitable downfall, Joe Biden veto'd the shit out of Putin's demand for builderman at the UN summit in Montréal QC, which was at that point in fucking rebellion as Montreal fucking hates the new Independent QC. Whilst in a place of people throwing molotov cocktails at the military, Joe Biden gave his speech to the whole fucking world to not fuck builderman.
The Obama Slop Burger was a major success, Trump Slop Burger was a new ideology promoting the fall of government and the consolidation of society. Joe Biden Slop Burger was to revive society from its polarization. Builderman has been tracked by David Baszucki and was fucked for escaping. The amount of nut in his oily ass was recorded to be the weight of 100x Earths (big cum is not good). Joe Biden Burger to helps those who suffered in the nuclear winters. (The burgers were 100% builderman ass cum)
Obama and Trump Slop Burger have failed, have you even seen the new Joe Biden Slop Burger????
Builderman's oily asshole? Fuck no.
Hey asshole, kys noob cock sucker fucker
The 46th President of the United States. The worst President this country has ever seen.
Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.
Extremely Leftist. Biden is their icon. They love him and Jill!
Skye you’re such a Biden bunny.
A democrat who thinks Joe Biden is the best thing that's ever happened to them and will worship him by all means!!
Richard Ross is one of the Biden Buddies, he adores Joe Biden who loves sniffing and touching minors for his sexual pleasure... "Damn look at Richard Ross worshipping Joe Biden like he's God, but he's well-known as Biden's Buddy"
When you do 8 hours of work in 20 minutes much like President Joe signing executive orders.
"Don't mess with that nurse. She's on a Biden Blitz"
"That teacher went on a Biden Blitz and graded 100 assignments before 8am."
"It smells strongly of lemon citrus in here. Someone must have gone on a Biden Blitz disinfecting this whole place"
"I'm so far behind. I'm gonna need to chug an energy drink and pull a Biden Blitz tomorrow morning"
“we got two kids tenders and two Dry Bidens on this ticket”
The Biden Backrub is where you politely miss your money shot, purposely aiming with the intention of hitting her shoulders. Then you quickly turn her around and begin massaging the cum around on her shoulders. After this you should be able to sniff her neck to inspect how liberal your cum is.
Liberal version: "Hey Babe, that Pro-Choice Pride rally sure was stressful, I can give you a Biden Backrub if you want?"
Republican version: "Damn, storming the capital sure was a lot of work. I could use a Biden backrub right about now."