dump lump

the age old art of building a giant ball of human feces by forming multiple turds into a large sphere. This is accomplished over time and with the assistance of a refrigerator. Turd consistency must be equal to that of clay and immediate refrigation must occur in order to preserve the spherical integrity and reduce common house fly infestation

Went into Don's fridge to grab a beer only to be surprised by a watermelon sized dump lump....drats

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dump truck

Hospital slang for a patient who's spewing from both ends.

Careful in room 15 - the patient's a total dump truck.

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Dump-a-Trump

To go to the bathroom to poo

I'll be right back guys, gotta go dump-a-trump, an it feels like a big one!

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Cum dump

Usually referred to a guy named Joe or JoJo...

He calls himself JoJo but that Joe is nothing more then a cum dump

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Hump and Dump

When your plowing a girl from behind, and you cum in her ass, an she then puts her ass over your face, and shits it in your face.

Dude last nite I got it with that new French girl, and after i came in her ass she shit it out in my face!! she gave me the good old hump and dump!

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double dump

To eat two ecstacy pills at once or in quick succession to get double the usual hit when both kick in at the same time.

I only dumped one last night at the club but Fred double dumped and he was wasted on the couch for ages.

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Penis dump

A saying commonly used instead of, crap! SHIT!?!

Playing pool: AH! PENIS DUMP, I just missed that shot!!!

They're out of washer fluid? PENIS DUMP!

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