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Mac Salmon

Mac Salmons don't exist. They don't even sell those at McDonald's!

"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023


Mac Reagan

probably one of the funniest people you will ever meet. Mac is not your average person and has a dirty mind. He loves to FaceTime you no matter what he is doing. In some situations he can be nice and helpful but in others he's care-free and crazy. He is someone that is definitely hard to replace because of how special he is. Mac is someone that does things most people would never even think of doing. Very odd person I would say but overall he is a good friend and someone that can always make me laugh.

"hes crazy but hilarious"
"yeah thats Mac Reagan"

by Whatupmydudes December 12, 2017


E-mac

"eMac" was a desktop computer manufactured by Apple Inc. from 2002 to 2005. It was designed as an affordable option for education and home users. The "e" in eMac stood for education, as the computer was marketed heavily towards schools.

The eMac featured a CRT (cathode ray tube) display instead of the LCD (liquid crystal display) found in most modern computers. It also had a built-in handle for easy portability, and its all-in-one design meant that it did not require a separate tower or display.

The eMac was powered by a G4 processor and shipped with Mac OS X v10.2 Jaguar. Later models were upgraded to Mac OS X v10.3 Panther and v10.4 Tiger. It was eventually discontinued in favor of the iMac, which had a sleeker design and more advanced features.

Although the eMac is no longer produced by Apple, it still has a dedicated fanbase and is often sought after by collectors or those who prefer the retro feel of a CRT display.

Creadit to Chat-GPT

E-mac

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm April 16, 2023


Mac and Me

Mac and Me is a 1988 American film that is widely regarded as the greatest film of all time just ahead of 2022 Marvel/Sony vampire drama Morbius. Aside from the life changing story within this great film lies a humble tale of a young alien who just wants to get back to his family, which includes his dad (who clearly fucks). For the small price of $20ish dollars you can join Mac on his incredible journey to get home with the help of his non-walking wheelchair-ridden human compadre who may or may not die at the end of the film. This film is truly a mastapiece, and will surely bring a tear to your dumbass eyes. Defly betta than Mobius. 10/10 doctors agree.

"Mac and Me is better than Morbius." - Everyone

by MothIntoFlurm May 03, 2022


G Mac

The term for a bald cunt, he'll force you to come in when your shoes are melting and you can't physically go on. However, he'll force you to go home when there's 0.01% of the car park is covered in ice.

If you know someone who show signs of being a G Mac, you should get them help.

Vince: Son, me and your mother are concerned about you, you're showing signs of a G Mac.
Gerard: I know father, I am a G Mac, I love his bald head.

by Wagwan Whitmore December 17, 2018


Mac Swanson

The hottest guy in this planet. Has a 15 meter Peter. Loved his friends and it clearly the funniest. Usually the one that gets bullied but takes it like a champ but hates it because he did nothing wrong.

Mac Swanson is so fucking hot

by Qutie man big man March 04, 2021


Kiera Mac

Kiera Mac is the sexiest girl in the world. Shes makes everyone laugh and when she laughs, she doesnt stop. Kiera is the best friend anyone could have. SHe is so nice pretty kind beautiful nice sexy spazzy

Kiera Mac licked that...IT RYMESSS

by Stranger0984 May 15, 2012