Road Rash 3

Road Rash 3 n. Easily the finest installment in the long-running series of unapologetically violent, politically incorrect, and guiltily pleasing motorcycle combat/racing games by Electronic Arts. Released on the Sega Genesis back in the mid 1990s, this game was way ahead of its time in the visual, audio, and gameplay departments. One the of the greatest video games of all time.

Person talking to their Road Rash 3 game: "Yeah Lucky Luc.....You're luck's just run out, because all you got are those lame-ass oil cans, and I'm about to take some nunchucks upside your dome, biatch!"

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mexican road case

A cardboard box..........

I am so glad we got rid of those mexican road cases for the plexiglass podiums.They were the biggest pain in the ass to move around!

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the yellow brick road

When a group of mates hit a few select places in the deen.

1 - MH (Monkey House) for 2 4 1 happy hour, a reasonably heavy start to get the night going.
2 - TKs (Triple Kirks) for cheap drinks and robbing the bandits
3 - Club P (The Priory) for drinking VK's, turbo shandy's and dancing with as many minks as possible and making use of the robot and avp!
4 - international (The International Casino), for trying to win back some of the night out expenditure and prolong the immenseness of the night as long as possible and laugh at losers!

Hitting the yellow brick road tonight?

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iraqi road stompers

those sandels with the straps all over the place, that usauly old men wear.

dude, check out jakes iraqi road stompers, my dad has the same pair.

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Rigby Road Kill

Noun. A person, normally male, who has dated a Rigby and been passed over rapidly for the next victim. Often the victim is lulled into a false sense of security and stricken into submission by the sheer beauty of the Rigby, like a hypnotic deer in bright warm glow of the headlights of a big Rig. Then smack, it's all over. Also know as "RRK".

See that guy over there... He's Rigby Road Kill.

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Hampton Roads Academy

Hampton Roads Academy is utterly unremarkable, but if it had any quality that anyone gave a shit about, that quality would be stuck-up and pretentious. Collared polo shirts are mandatory in case the “Thou Shalt Be Preppy” rule wasn’t obvious enough, and freedom of self expression is just about nonexistent when it comes to the dress code—blue jeans, tee shirts with graphics on them, shorts, and hoodies, are considered “inappropriate” for school. Much of the student population are spoiled rich kids, who all seem to copy each other and only interact with those who behave the exact same way as them. It’s rare for students to go out of their way to get to know people outside of their social circle. I’ve always hated the lack of social diversity and cliquey-ness of the school, how it is just about nearly impossible to branch out of your own friend group—if you’re lucky enough to even have a friend group. The school has extreme rules, enforced by the tyrannical dean of students. Seniors used to be able to have actual freedom, like being able to go off campus for lunch, and this has been permanently taken away since the construction of the dining hall, because they need all students to pay an extra 2000 dollars a year (built into their 20,000 dollar tuition, of course!) for mediocre lunches. It’s all about public image, they don’t actually care about the feelings or happiness of the students. HRA is a business, and money and maintaining its reputation is the top priority there.

“You go to Hampton Roads Academy? Oh god, I’m so sorry.”

“Students at Hampton Roads Academy have barely any freedom, and get two hour detentions for wearing blue jeans.”

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Antiques Road-ho

One who is abnormally drawn to and cannot resist watching the television program, Antiques Roadshow. The spectator may be male or female and may be addicted to the American and/or British versions.

After a four-hour marathon, Jim finally had to face facts; he was an Antiques Road-ho.

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