Urk-Bush

A combination of George W. Bush and Steve Urkel. Considered by many to be an abomination.

Steve: Did you see that Urk-Bush video on the Internet?
Dale: What's an Urk-Bush?
Steve: What does it sound like?
Dale: Urkel's pubes?
Steve: Why do I hag out with you?

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Tequila Bush

When one sexual partner pours a shot of tequila onto the others pubic hair, lights it and then licks the flames out.

I gave the wife a tequila bush last night, love the smell of tequila and singed bush.

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bush pack

noun

Vagina fart(s) contained in a bag, and given to someone to inhale.

yo, fuck--Bill hand over that bush pack for me to sniff-yo. You had your goddamn hit, guy.

doctor: When did you become a bush pack addict?
patient X: It started with Lydia, my first girlfriend.

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bush hiccups

When a girl can't stop queefing and it sounds like an angry duck

I fucked her so hard, she had the bush hiccups for days

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Bush Camping

something only real niggas and gods do. no one can outsmart these people they are god

Guy 1: Bush camping is for gods
Guy 2: Indeed

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bush buster

(Noun)
(1) A person who demeans or degrades the fairer sex.
(2) A pushy or authoritative person who bullies women.
(3) A situation that annoys females (male equivalent "ball buster").

(1) "My boss told me that I'd never get a promotion unless I acted a little more perky. What a bush buster!"
(2) "The woman at the laundromat cornered me by the industrial dryer and accused me of stealing her detergent. I told her to stop being such a bush buster."
(3) “The morning commute on the 101 is a real bush buster.” or "My final exams- what a bush buster!"

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George Bush

The pubic hair around one's asshole.

Janet: Yo girl, how was your Brazilian wax?

Jessica: Good! I really needed to get rid of my George Bush!

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