French Necklace

A nickname for a noose. Since France in the middle ages was known for their criminal exicutions, one of them being criminals hung by a noose

I hear ol' jimmy wore the french necklace

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french spy

When kissing one's partner, one laughs in a stereotypical Frenchman chuckle and sneaks their tongue into the other's mouth.

"You better not French Spy me again, Andrew."

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french thunderbird

Champagne. Made popular by John Hodgeman in his third book, "That is All".

Garcon! Give me 2 bottles of your finest French thunderbird.

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French Rag

The tricolouré, flag of France. This is the name given to it by those with an objection to French peoples. See racist or french victories.

"Tear down that French flag and put some proper colours up"


--Sharpe

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french horn

The act of blowing in a woman's vagina to produce a noise similar to the sound of the brass instrument.

While performing oral sexy on Carrie, I took a deep breath and gave her a french horn.

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The French Muffin

The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.

Also refer to French Soup.

Barry loves the French Muffin.

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french ghost

A scary ghost you know your afraid of him

The French Ghost has a curly mustache.

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