Ham Sandwich Club

a support group for blokes whose girlfriends have suffered improbable and ridiculous afflictions, such as knitting wrist, and of course the titular ham sandwich incident

amy sprained her ankle and was incapacitated for months because she slipped on a ham sandwich, so Frizzo formed the Ham Sandwich Club

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Group glazed ham

When a group a guy cum on a girls ass

We all gave her a group glazed ham

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Go Ham Sammich

Put da meat between yo buns.

-"Your booty like two planets
Go head, and go ham sammich" -Jason Derulo

-Karen, Brittany, Carrie, Liz, Shea and Amy went ham sammich!

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Carving the Christmas Ham

Excessively fucking a girl until her vagina tears

Jake was very bored and lonely one Christmas Eve so he decided to pass time by carving the Christmas ham with Helen.

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mexican ham wallet

a youthful well kept vagina (bald taco) with salsa added

Sally: Hey Larry
Larry: Ya?
Sally: How about we spice things up a little tonight.
Larry: How?
Sally: How about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the shit out of me.
Larry: That sounds like it might spice things up.
Sally: We could call it a mexican ham wallet.

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Armenian Ham Sandwich

When one folds the penis in half prior to coitus to simulate a thicker member.

Jim gave Jill an Armenian ham sandwich, because he's oh so small.

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hot ass and ham

a word used in expression to very rank smells

damn, it smells like hot ass and ham in here!

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