Similar to a Hot Carl, in that you put seran wrap over someone's face and take a dump on it...however, the dumper spends the previous evening eating a large amount of old moldy fruit (primarily strawberries) for maximum effect...
Steve ate nothing but moldy strawberries all last night, and woke me up with the most amazing Hot Bill this morning....
My boss was such an asshole at work today. He made me work overtime! I'm hot.
an extremely attractive, blonde haired girl.
Kate Upton, Nina Agdal and Britney Spears are examples of ladies considered a hot blondie
The moment when you think you see someone attractive out of the corner of your eye (the peripherals), and momentarily find them attractive before getting a better glance and realizing that they are a sub-par, or unfortunate looking individual
Inner monologue... "Ouuu damn, that guy is really hot!...oh.. oh. No wait, statement retracted, he’s just the Mexican janitor. Thought he was hot from the corner of my eye. He’s peripheral hot."
A girl who smashes her clam packet with a double ended fist toy while guzzling sausage down her throat
Soffiielee loves a double ended
fist destroying her clam packet
Hot Soffiielee
Another word for the Hot Tamales (the candy). Usually used while playing cards w/ friends.
Hey, Daniel, pass the Hot Tams
A liquid so hot that if served in a restaurant would be grounds for legal action.
See Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants
(After sipping some coffee) "Goddamn! This coffee is lawsuit hot!"