Internet hound

A person who uses resources such as search engines and online databases to find wanted information or media for people, such as trivia, songs and videos.

"Hey, what was that song on the radio you liked again?"

"Dunno, i'll get an internet hound to find it again for me."

On Internet Explorer

Looking at picture on the internet they deem too pixelated, but most of the times the picture is only blurry due to greasy fingers on their glasses.
Only used by neckbeards who are trying to sound cool while supressing the thoughts of their own viginity and mortality. Because they don't realize

Lil bro is on internet explorer.
or the beta/virgin version
Good caption internet explorer.

internet poverty

n. The lack of Internet in an an area, such as a home or country without Internet or with very slow, almost non-existent Internet.

I went over to Josh's last night and his internet got shut off. I felt like it was last Friday in that bitch because I went back in time. I have him the number for a shelter that helps people suffering from Internet poverty.

french internet

bad internet connection

"ugh i keep lagging"

"that's because you're french and you have french internet''

"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"

Internet Comment

FUCKING. INSANITY.

I wanted to commit seppuku after reading that internet comment.

internet bowser

internet browser but mario

my internet bowser fucked peach

internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).

Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.