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Frank: Hey mark, you got any Italian lube, I'm about to cook
Mark: yeah I do
man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"
A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."
"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
Put your Dick in a pizza and feed it to your bae
I ate an Italian bayonet
The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.
Bro I did the Italian Typewriter to Stacy last night, and then she came like Niagara Falls.
An expendable life for a cause, mainly for stupid reasons, such as accidents or incompetence.
It comes from the YouTuber Laith and his Hearts of Iron 4 play through.
Hanque ‘fell down the stairs’ when he opened the door for the Carabinieri agent standing with a rifle trained on him. Unfortunately, they didn’t have the right house. Hanque died an Italian hero.