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A politician who is both a joke and a burden. Can be real or fictional.
Are you going to vote for Joke Burden?
a thing that the urban dictionary mods won’t allow.
Any mod- “we’ll reject inside jokes”
P2- “y’all really suck”
Kim Jokes is a type of jokes.We call 'Kim Jokes' the jokes that are about a person's bad actions,mostly lying and about fake persons
Drake lied about his age.Lets make Kim Jokes about this.
Jimmy Mcgill getting to be a lawyer
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
A pun with a long pretense and many unnecessary details ultimately leading to a disappointing
Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
Jokes that consist of a person opening with:
p1: "What type of jokes are allowed at a _____"
p2: "all"
p1: "something related to the first blank jokes"
p1: "LUL"
a LUL joke By Francisco Benez
"What type of jokes are allowed on the toilet"
"all"
"Poop jokes"
"LUL"
Something people take to seriously
Man, that's gay is found to be offensive although it's a joke