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Pick-me brat

A mixture of a pick me and a brat; a very annoying person

My brother is a pick-me brat.

by Jeff Coons March 24, 2024


go pick some peaches

A nice way to tell someone to fuck off.

Me: darrell go pick some peaches.

by Atomicwhiteboy!!! October 13, 2017


Pick Down Artist

Unique enough and he's decent looking. Swipe right

Person 1: I was swiping on Tinder and this guy had me look up a strange phrase I had never heard of before.

Person 2: Sounds like a Pick Down Artist. What did you do?
Person 1: Unique enough and he's decent looking. Swipe right
Person 2: Good call

by ab2406 October 17, 2020


pick your spots

Advice to give someone who has put themselves in a frustrating, dangerous, or dire position.

"So you cheated on your wife, pick your spots, man."

by Cricket Owlndog November 3, 2020


pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.

Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.

by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022


Pick me boy

A man who asserts that he is unlike ("not all men" movement) most other men, in order to gain attention, approval and considered innocent of the actions of other people (men in this scenario).

Same definition of "pick me girl".

"not all men! *proceeds to generalize about all women*"
"I'm not like this, not all men are like this."

Sentences of a "pick me boy".

by terrashy August 25, 2023


Pick me boys

Jake pepler

Jake pepler is one of the pick me boys

by Thea.eve March 1, 2022