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An infected vagina, that has turned purple and lets off a rotten potato odor.
"The purple potato is mashed beyond recognition"
A potato filled with multiple samples of men cum
Man you ever wanna make a Magic Potato
your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed :0
explanation: chewing potatoes mashes them ;)
To me, you are a mashed potato (mashed potatoes).
Something that people call themselves when they believe they are unattractive/ugly. Can also be used as an insult.
Person a: Oh my gosh, I'm such an ugly potato.
Person b: No you're not, shut up.
Person: My crush is a goddess and I'm just an ugly potato.
Person a: Would you like to go out with me?
Person b: Ewww you're such an ugly potato thoughhh...
a disastrous combination often leading to the occurrence of: mild to severe cases of spewing liquid, often in the form of bodily fluids. It is recommended to have a bathroom within 25 feet of your location after consuming such foods together.
Lucy - dennng! dem chicken an' potatoes got to my tummay!
Billy- well then get yo butt on the toilet before it gets to yaa.
Large bulging and off putting pussy lips that protrude like potatoes on either side of the vagina.
Man that girl had some lumpy labia.
Sounds like she had twat potatoes.
Hey are those pussy testicals?
No I have twat potatoes. :(