A really fat person that is incredibly flexible for their weight.
Bill: Seriously?!? Johnny touched his toes!!
Fred: Are you kidding me?
Bill: No, not at all, Johnny is the local limber potato.
A guy or girl who is passed around by an entire friend group for either dating or just casual hookups.
Girl 1: I’m thinking about hooking up with Jackson.
Girl 2: He’s hooked up with me and Hannah and now he’s trying to hookup with you. He’s a hot potato.
What your balls look like after going swimming.
Dude, we got back from that show at like 2am and that chick slobbed all over my meat potato.
1# What you call someone who is really cool or has good vibes.
2# Nickname for friend or significant other.
1# Whoa dude look at abby, she is such a mystic potato!
2# Hey my mystic potato how you doin?
When a man penis is not getting firm and he is trying every which way to over come his softness of the penis.
I can't believe he had nerves to talk all this sex talk on what he was going to do in bed with me, but he was mash potatoe, cover his face in shame.
It is when an Irish girl sits on your dick and sharts while it’s in her ass.
I was so drunk and passed out. when i woke up I saw I was potato bombed. I guess she was Irish.
A word used to describe a person in most cases a woman with an oddly shaped or greatly out of proportion head or facial feature.
That woman's potato headed features consist of a large square chin large forehead and gummy smile.