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When you have to poo but it comes out fast.
Man I’m suffering from the racing rabbits.
People who get SI'd all the time in TORA and will sometimes pull a win out of their ass at Homestead. Their leagues are generally hit or miss when it comes to attendance and quality, but hopefully they remove that BDF guy soon.
Person 1: "Velocity Endurance Racing had a good IMSA league"
Person 2: "Fuck GTs"
Person 1: "But you didn't show up to any of the races"
Person 2: "Exactly"
When one person races another person that does not realize they are racing, and claims they beat them.
I just had a tim race with my cobalt ss against a Bugatti!
The way modern companies make sure to include a member of every race in everything they do.
"Did you see the new skittles ad? It's pretty funny."
"The one with race bingo?"
"Yeah."
Sex race is a competition consisting of 4 or more people with each team being made out of 2 people of different or same sex. The first team, in which both parties reach orgasm, wins.
How many times have you won the sex race, mate?
Never won, always came too soon...
What I call "Shell Motorsport", a pretty decent and underrated game on the Google Play Store, car go vroom vroom, yada yada yada you get it
Caleb: "Do you play Shell Racing?"
Me: "Hell yeah!!!"
Caleb: "You're an epic gamer for sure!"
The eating of race-cars
Do you support Race-carism?
Yes. The oil is good for the skin.