Sexy Shock

When your in complete shock when someone sexy passes you or you see them or if they talk to you and you say what because your in shock that someone as sexy would talk to a dirt bag like you.

Thinking.....

Mac and cheese or pasta bacon cabornara

Sexy Person 1: " I like macronni cheese".

Dirt bag you:" I love cheese". stutters it.
now your in sexy shock

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Uncle sexy

Imagine a dilf, but someone you would never want to hookup with. That’s an uncle sexy. He is cute and attractive but too innocent to ever want to do anything with. Uncle sexy could also be an inanimate object such as a drink that in theory tastes good but you would never actually order in any sense ever.

“Wow! He was so cute but I just couldn’t fathom having sex with him. That would be weird. He’s too perfect to corrupt aka he’s uncle sexy”

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Sexy cort

A man with the biggest dick you will ever see and it’s super long and errect all the time

He has a big dick must be a sexy cort

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Sexy Wrinkles

A name for a person who doesn"t have to have wrinkles, but is older than you but is sexy, good looking, hot, etc.

girl 1: dude he's so hot but he's too old for me to date

girl 2: just call him sexy wrinkles but don't let him know that

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sexy bitch

chan the man

that girl over there, she’s such a sexy bitch

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sexy frie

Someone you have a really big crush on but they don't know you even exist.

girl A: I really like her!

girl B: But she doesn't even know you exist.

girl A: I know. she's a sexy frie

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Sexy Logan

A really attractive man with a big, even ginormous, dick but no one believes him until they try it.

dont take logan of the list he might be a sexy logan one of those guy with that big dick

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