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Pat Story

A story whose entertainment value and educational merit are, during relation, deceptively exaggerated far beyond their true significance in an attempt to gain social acceptance, usually involving extended family members.

Person 1: This weekend i was out sailing and a 20-25knt southerly was giving us constant wind, just cruising along.... then they said..... then my uncle mentioned that he had....... and as we were pulling up at the pontoon my cousin found a $20 note.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.

by the particular Pat January 7, 2010


Three Story Bungalowed

A term to define being black out drunk

"How drunk were you last night"
"Dude I was three story bungalowed"

by Palmtree666 January 7, 2024


Freddie goodwins IG story

The most irrelevant form of media attention

Imagine being featured on Freddie Goodwins IG story

by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020


stories girl

The annoying girl in your class that does nothing but tell stories, she is also emo and talks about how bad her life is.

Mackenzie is such a stories girl.

by asdfghjksert May 5, 2016


story patch

When your story has a hole in it you give it a story patch

Eric cleverly used a story patch when Emily accused him of lying

by The definer 2000 March 12, 2017


The story of greg's life

1. Narcissistic and infantile.

2. Having delusions of political grandeur.

Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.


by yomismo July 28, 2008


story burg

When you tell a funny story and the person you told it to repeats it as if it happened to them or in third person.

Burglary of your funny story.

I walked into work and Lola was retelling my funny story, what a story burg

by Lueisms August 24, 2022