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Lemon Tek tea

Le•mon Tek tea

lemən ˈtɛk ti/

Def.: a mixture of Shroom tea¹ and Lemon Tek²

¹ Shroom tea: a beverage made with mushrooms containing Psilocybin

² Lemon Tek: a process that uses dried Shrooms, chopped or ground up, and mixed with lemon juice

That Lemon Tek tea is so good I don't think I ̡͓̭͉͍̀̾̀̾͗͠ͅ ̴̤̱̦̥̽͠c̴͇̥̠̋̒̀͋͂̕o ̼̰͛̈́͛̀͒͠͠u ̺̮͙̲͚̼̓l̶͚͔̝̻͉̪̭͑̀̌͝ḏ̴̡͆ ̶̖̌̓͑̎d ̧͔̥͌͐̋̌̕͘r̴̪̀̿̃̎͆̑i̴̺̐̚̕͝͠n̶̝̿̈́̒ķ̵̜̦̹̱̗́ ̵̺̟̯͂̇a̴̢͍̗̰̙̰̦͌̀͋̅n ̞̲̙̪̫͚̙͒̔̑̑͝͠ò̵̡͇̰̊̓̄̒̒ṭ̶͌h̴̖͕͌̿͒̉͝e ̢̹͖̳̠̓r̶̮͛̈́̓ ̥̝̝̿̒͠c ̎ͅu̴̺̩̳͑̓̑̄̈́̆̚p ̥̫̳͔̥͑̄͐̽̃̚

by TheTallestPsychonaut August 22, 2021


Serve tea for dalao

Dalao (大佬), widely used in the Chinese online community (especially tech and gaming), means a person of great power, ability and/or wealth. It is generally used as a term of admiration.

In Chinese and many Asian cultures, it's considered a way to show one's respect by serving tea for them.

This phrase was initially found in a Chinese hack-and-slash-waifu-mobile game Honkai Impact 3rd as an in-game achievement name.

-James just wiped out 10 enemies with a single blow!
-Serve tea for dalao!

by God of ACGN October 26, 2018


Tea Party Movement

A corporate-funded astroturf campaign disguised as a grass roots movement. A movement who's main objective is to further enrich the top 1% through various subversive means such as cutting the top tax rate (which is already the lowest it's been since the 1920s), and which has little agenda otherwise.

The Tea Party Movement is actually just a disingenuous attempt by the billionaire Koch brothers and Fox News to shift the country's economic policy further in favor of wealthy, powerful elites, ignoring the fact that such policies under George Dubya led to the Great Recession.

by big gubmint librul October 21, 2011


principals morning tea

a sexual position in which the woman does a hand-stand and the man supports the womans' legs while giving her oral sex

I decided that I was going to treat my wife to a principals morning tea

by the_chocolate_juggernaut July 27, 2007


tea-o-con

Fake libertarians trying to take over the tea party movement who are, in reality, nothing more than pissed-off neo-con libertarian wannabes.

The tea-o-con Sara Palin actually asked Obama to bomb Iran.

by Xigman February 11, 2010


Tea Party Candidate

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.

Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

by rebirth of keynes October 06, 2010


tea bagging

you just gotta...dip your dick.

tea bagging is not limited to lowering one's sack into another's mouth, it's flexible. you can lower your sack (dip your dick) anywhere!

by freddisimo February 05, 2006