Ming Warrior

The antagonist to the musketeers. This pathetic specimen of a human often tries to compete with the musketeers by placing shiny things on the ground in a vain attempt to blow up all the Musketeers.
Despite seeming success with women on paper they later prove to be fat.

Person 1: I really like the Musketeers, they're cool guys.
Person 2: I'm a Ming Warrior
Person 1: Piss off