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Omg how is she/he so adorable its simple he/she is the cutest person in the world oh wow there so cute
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Video game based on the movie Scarface. One of the best movie-to-game releases to date.
I made $88,000,000 selling 6k of coke this week playing Scarface the world is yours
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A book in which people are bred and grown in factories, where one egg can produce up to 96 different babies, all identical. They are predetermined to be Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, and Epsilon, with Alpha being the most intelligent and Gamma the least intelligent. They are conditioned and brought up, brainwashed in a sense, to love what their jobs are going to be. This caste system is strictly rigid and interaction between different castes is prohibited and undesireable. Each class, even the lowest, would not want to be any other class because they simply do not know how to live any other way, they do not know any other way of life. Everyone is happy. Everything is done in the name of progress and consumption. It is a perfect world.
Makes you think twice about wishing that the world was perfect. It scares you because we are heading for that world at this very instant.
Brave New World is an awesome book. If you don't like it, you either don't understand or you're running from the truth.
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You are the cutest person in the world. 🥰🥺💕
don't listen to others, you are the cutest person in the world ,belive in yourself
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A severe mental disorder that is virtually incurable. It's extremely contagious. If a close friend or family member has WOWD, get them help as soon as you can. It's transmitted through online interaction and/or real life social contact. Word of mouth is thought to be another means of contraction, but this has not been proven as of yet. There are many symptoms of WOWD:
-Loss of friends, money, job, etc.
-Low care for hygiene, pimples, bad teeth.
-Development of the ability to live on only milk and human excrement
-Deterioration of the brain
-and/or vomiting, headaches, and death.
There is one upside to WOWD, however: Most WOW users do not do drugs, but instead fap. The reason for this is unknown, but it is thought to occur because of the player's inability to leave the chair because of the skin's fusing to the leather.
Joe spent 3 years in his room with only 3 gallons of milk and a windows '96. Upon being found living, he was diagnosed with a very mild case of World Of Warcraft Disorder. His face was found to be full of WOWD - born pimples, but the doctors had seen much worse.
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Let me put this in terms a teenager can understand
Archduke Franz Ferdinand was in Sarajevo and Gavrilo Princop popped a cap in his ass
Austria-Hungary got pissed off and asked Germany for help who gave them a "do whatever the fuck you want" or a blank check. Austria-Hungary finally asked Serbia to stop all anti Austria-Hungary activities and let them investigate the murder themselves. Serbia said fuck no and then Austria-Hungary declared war
because Russia was an allie of Serbia it began mobilization (preparing for war) and Germany didn't like this so they said "back the fuck up" to which Russia said no so Germany declared war on Russia and for no apparent reason whatsoever (just to be assholes I suppose) declared war on France. the declaration of war by Germany on France pissed off the English so England declared war on Germany
so basically they're all fighting when one day Germany shot a torpedo and sunk the Lusitania. the United States put their foot down and decided enough is enough and they were going to enter the war.
the Germans shit their pants and I can't remember what happened next but that's how it started
Class, today we're learning about World War 1
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An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.
Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?
Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.
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