A level 5 sexual move in which you need rocks and dirt. To preform this move you must nut on the bitches back and then right before she has time to react throw the rocks and dirt on her
I just did The Thing to a bitch last night.
The thing has become a popular term used to describe when a man gets "boner". The term became popular during the summer of 2022 and used mostly in the Toronto area.
"When he saw his wife he got the thing"
The dialectic between the antithesis and the synthesis of a topic, generating a new synthesis when created.
Goodrich has posited the thing
I am working on a new project and have been kicking things around in order to come up with new ideas.
To give yourself some love. To tame the dragon. To wax the candle. To work the shift stick. To buff the banana. To beat the bishop. To pet the python. To play your own trumpet. To fondle the flagpole. To answer nature's booty call. To fiddle the flute. To go the extra mile for yourself. To shine the doorknob. To shake the snake awake.
"Where is Joe? I haven't seen him in a while.
"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."
It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.
Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*