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Punting god who loves the greys and a cold beer. This bloke is so sexy, girls need a flash flooding warning before seeing him
Holy fuck, hes matt de jong ed my missus
Yea i dont think any amount of sun is drying those panties champ
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Matt Licks Nert is typically a young boy who sits on the computer all day, and has no life. vDream and Petville are his best friends. Matt Licks Nert usually comes from an outside conutry, typically Poland or Brazil. He loves Polish Cereal, and Polish Milk. He is the absolute Legend of any virtual game, and within 5 minutes, he will already have 1,000,000 experience points. He is God!
"Did you hear about that weird kid, Matt Licks Nert?"
"Yeah! He pwnd me and beat me to F1 Pilot!"
"Doesn't surprise me, he's my idol!"
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A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.
See trading up
Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?
Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.
Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
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A dirty Mexican that smells like a Bloody Mary with a side of trash. (Also see trash people.)
Wow! Did you see Matt Bitch Marra (mb) the other night drinking his Bloody Mary? I almost couldn't tell if it was dirty Mexican garbage or a person.
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a boy who who is really shit at sports and has no friends. sometimes, on rare occasions, he has 1 friend, but he/she is usually another skinny weedy matt. basically, the worst type of nerd you can get.
"haha, look at tht kid sitting over there! whats his name?"
"dunno, but he looks like a skinny weedy matt"
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Marissa will never love matt more. Matt will always love Marissa more. He will always win.
Damn Marissa loves matt. But matt loves Marissa more
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Originally military speak, translating directly as “LLMF,” this became an acronym for “Little Lost Mother F**ker.” It was later adopted by the tech world to refer to somebody (usually non-technical) who is in way over their head.
“We tried showing the boss how to use the new database, but he couldn’t even follow instructions well enough to get through the first two screens. After that, it was just Lima Lima Matt Foxtrot the whole way.”
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