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Slang for child pornography of any kind
Usually refers to child pornography and sex acts (also known as kiddie porn,) which are, of course, illegal in most countries and also considered evil, immoral and perverted by most of Society as a whole
Thankfully, most hardcare child pornography is actually very difficult to find by the common internet or file sharing user as it uses codenames created by paedophiles to share with their files with one another
kiddie porn is slang for child pornography
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Popular music of the early 2000s that lacks the creativity of sexual innuendo and uses blatant sexual verbage. This music is commonly offensive to females yet can be flattering to women with "daddy issues". Bands in this category include, but are not limited to: Nickelback, Theory of a Deadman, Saving Able, and Buckcherry.
"This chick says she loves Porn Rock. She's totally gonna put out tonight."
"You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
cause you look so much cuter
with something in your mouth." - NICKELBACK - Something in your Mouth
"I'm so addicted to
all the things you do when you're going down on me in between the sheets
all the sounds you make with every breath you take it's not like anything when you're loving me" - SAVING ABLE - Addicted
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the lotion or cleanser that all strippers use, which smells universally the same.
I'll get in trouble with my wife if I come home smelling like perfume, not porn soap.
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1. Pornography depicting sexual situations between 2 or more men.
2. A short sentence used to stress fusturating or annoying situations. It is typically repeated; first at a normal tone of voice, then at a much higher, annoyed one.
1. Hey Johnny lets go watch some gay porn, then masturbate together.
2. Noooo! Why isn't this working! Gay porn. Gay porn!!
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Imagine two dwarves with tiny weiners and itty-bitty poopers and, my friend, you've got midget porn. Highly erotic.
The 70's euro-midget porn-fetish-scat film "18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner" is a textbook example of what makes a dick hard.
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Any photos or descriptions of a husband doing chores or other helpful actions around the house.
Wife porn can be, for example, a photo of a husband pushing a wheelbarrow full of sand while building a sandbox for the toddler.
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The greatest version of porn out there. Typically viewed by children who google their favorite characters with "penis" following their search who don't know what actual porn is. Also viewed by men over the age of 40 who enjoy cartoons and haven't been laid since junior year in high school. Some can be called a brony.
Yesterday I was surfing the web looking for some Mickey Mouse cartoon porn. I wanted to see him without pants on.
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