punched a shark

A phrase originating in St. Therese science class, after a marine-biology video.

1 to punch some one or something dangerous
2 to do something incredible
3 to masturbate
4 Take a dump

1 "Wow, he just went up and punched a shark!"
2 "After he jumped over Charlie Sheen, everyone said 'jimmy punched a shark'"
3 "after his date Sean went home and punched a shark"
4 "after the buffet i punched a shark"

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leap shark

when something that jumped the shark from the get-go is the inspiration for something else that jumps the shark from the get-go i.e. when something uncreative and overly derivative is the inspiration for something else overly derivative and uncreative.

this definition is playing leap shark with the critic. IT STINKS!

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Shark Sack

When you bite a mans testicles.

"Owwww! Don't Shark Sack me!"

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baby shark

Best song of all time, that’s all I have to say

BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

BABY SHARK
MOMMY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
MOMMY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

MOMMY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
MOMMY SHARK
DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

DADDY SHARK
GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDMA SHARK
GRANDPA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANPA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDPA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDPA SHARK
LETS GO HUNT DO DO DO DO DO DO
LETS GO HUNT DO DO DO DO DO DO
LETS GO HUNT DO DO DO DO DO DO
LETS GO HUNT
RUN AWAY DO DO DO DO DO DO
RUN AWAY DO DO DO DO DO DO
RUN AWAY DO DO DO DO DO DO
RUN AWAY
SAFE AT LAST DO DO DO DO DO DO
SAFE AT LAST DO DO DO DO DO DO
SAFE AT LAST DO DO DO DO DO DO
SAFE AT LAST

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Pocket Pool Shark

A man who has pocket pool down to a "T"

Jody is such a Pocket Pool Shark

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San Jose Sharks

A professional hockey team based in San Jose, California - the pride of hockey fans located in the Bay Area. They are part of the Pacific Division within the Western Conference.

While incredibly skilled up front, relatively large on the blue line and more than capable of competing in the NHL, half the team still feels the need to dive all over the ice in most every game they play, varying by the game's degree of importance. Devin Setoguchi and Joe Pavelski are the team's worst offenders in this regard.

While they have tended to dominate the Western Conference in the regular season for the past 5+ years, they succumb to an undeniably consistent tendency to choke in the Playoffs year after year.

420marleaurider420 - "YEAH!!! SAN JOSE SHARKS ARE IN THE WCF AGAIN! WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sane, logical Sharks fan - "Can't wait to watch them choke again. Wonder how much they won't change the roster this offseason so they can go do it again next year."

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Human land shark

A sexual position that must be done on hardwood floor. You bend your girl over across the room then you go on the other side get a running start and slide into that pussy and a happy ending.

like losin your virginity or breking your dick. The human land shark

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