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The hottest site on the net for police officers to figure out what the hell you are talking about. Please stop snitching out the underground by defining slang and codewords on this site.
Officer Tom - "We've reviewed the wiretaps, but I can't understand a damn word those niggers are saying."
Officer Dick - "I agree, Tom. These guys use all sorts of slang and codewords that we don't understand. It's becoming increasing difficult for our undercover officers to blend in during our investigations because they make up new words everyday."
Officer Harry - "Hey guys. No problem. We can just go to Urban Dictionary to decipher what they are talking about and we can present evidence in court, no problem. Hell, we can even pass this information to our officers in the field thus making our jobs alot easier."
Officer Dick - "Harry, you're a fucking genius! This site is terrific! 'That's a bet' basically means 'yes'. I had no idea."
Officer Tom - "Hey guys, I'm gonna go grab some coffee and doughnuts. Wanna come?"
Officer Harry - "That's a bet!"
*laughter*
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what you're reading right now, idiot
This is urbandictionary.com. It's pretty obvious, you idiot.
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1. A place where weird people like to publish their own words and definitions.
2. A place to find weird shit people wanted the world to know.
Guy 1: DDDAAAMMMNNN!!!!!!!!! THIS URBAN DICTIONARY IS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: hmmm, curious george means your dick hanging out your shorts.... interesting.
Guy 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?!
Guy 2: are you flynn hammered?
Guy 1: PERHAPZ!!!!!!!!!!
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A relatively useful website that white people use to find out about slang words, unknown terms, or to show off to their friends.
Hey bro, what does ____ mean?
Look it up on Urban Dictionary dude.
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a place where idiots go to find out what the person tooling on them was talking about
he called me a whore i wonder what that means ill go look it up on urban dictionary!
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Person: Today I was really down so i went on Urban Dictionary and it cured my blues.
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A collection of mung chugging douchebags who would rather take it in their face butt holes then post a logical definition
Garrett - So urban dictionary wouldn't post my clever definition of Donatello that was more insulting and interesting then all of the others
Devin - What a bunch of anal abusive piss pump workers
Garrett - They are nothing more than genital thieving devastatingly dirty donkey dinky downers
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