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a person. me. but it can also be used to refer to a chick that can cook like nobody's buisness and likes or has thought about pursuing the pussy.
most housewife vagina's have had bad experiences with men, therefore attracted to angelina jolie types and cook to relieve stress.
housewife vagina's also make great loving mothers but are a bit unconventional about it.
i coined that shit though.
because its me nigga.
"why do they call you housewife vagina?"
"because i can make bomb ass brownies."
"what about the vagina part?"
"hey man don't go askin questions just cuz i don't eat the meat."
"so why do you want your baby to have a blue mohawk? and why would you want to paint the white picket fence black?"
"because i'm housewife vagina niggabitch."
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The Act af acting winny, PMS-ing, crying, bitching, complaining, naggin, pissing- off someone, and being on metapause or Manapause. Close to words such as being a Dick or an Asshole, Douch-bag.
Man A.) "Idk what to do I'm like gonna cry"
Man B.) "Dude stop being a Vagina."
Lady A.) "Why the fuck aren't the dishes done, I'm fucking PMS-ing"
Man A.) "Why you being such a Vagina?"
Lady A.) "OMG Kelly is bitching and naggin and pissing me off all the time."
Lady B.) "Well she's being a Vagina"
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When a girl is sitting and farts thinking that nothing comes out but really diarrhea comes out in such full force from the anus and ripples soaking the panties and seeping and drying within the cervices of the vagina....This only occurs in a public setting. Usually the farts are silent but deadly.
Boy sitting in class: "Ewww what's that RANK ASS stench?"
Girl gets up with brown stain on butt creating a line to her VA JAY.
Boy points and laughs: "DUDE CHECK IT! That girl just vagina fudged her pants!!!!!"
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It is a well known fact that some people enjoy "sticking their penis into their girlfriend's flab". Vagina Roulette is a game of chance, where a male attempts to find the vagina through shoving his dick into rolls of fat.
A commentary of Vagina Roulette would perhaps go something like the following:
"Flab... Flab... Flab... VAGINA!"
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The Breakfast Burger at Carl's Jr.
I ordered a God's Vagina the other day, it was pretty delicious.
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Vagina sympathy is to females what penis sympathy is to males. It hurts our kittycats to hear about damaged kittycats.
Males may crumble at the thought of a soccer ball in the groin, but imagine what females are going through when hearing a sentence combining maternity wards and poultry scissors.
I'll disappear in the corner in pure vagina sympathy the day a friend gives birth to a baby in the same room.
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When a girl realizes that her tampon sticks half way out of her vagina, it is known as a "shallow vagina"
When a man wants to have sex with a woman but can't be sexually pleased because his dick will not go in her vagina.
"and that's when I learned my girl had a shallow vagina"
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