A DP (double penetration) sex move that involves one guy on bottom, a girl in middle, and one more guy on top. Both of the guys fuck the girl at the same time until they cream pie her.
Steve left his wife after experiencing the Waffle Maker.
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The act of a male having sex with a female whose vagina is infected with blue waffle, then ejaculating baby batter upon or inside said vagina.
"Dude...Jack scored last night with that broad with a blue waffle!"
"Shit, yeah, man, that guy gave her waffle batter!"
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1. The act of inserting ice cubes into ones vagina the proceeding to get boned.
2. A delicious cone from Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers
"Dude, how'd your date with Suzy go?"
"She totally let me give her a frosty waffle!"
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When you have diarrhea and shove a crispy waffle uo your ass. Then proceed to shit out the waffle. The crispy waffle will then slice up your asshole and then you proceed to bleed on the waffle. Then after you have bled on it to your desired amount you proceed to piss and cum on the waffle.
Shit for Hazelnut Spread
Blood for Strawberry Sauce
Piss for Syrup
Cum for Whipped Topping
Hey babe, I know you're having explosive diarrhea.. Wanna try making a fluid waffle?
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The whitest thing you can say to invite someone over for sex
I want to smash waffles tonight Becky
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A person who acts in such a way that you want to punch them in the face. Every-time this person walks in a room they start problems
Wow Kris just came over and stole my penis enlargement pills, what a cock waffle.
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Is another way of insulting someone for doing something gay or acting gay. Originates from a Reddit post where a user said he was called gay for stacking his waffles
Look at that guys walk. Heβs for sure a waffle stacker
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