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When one is jacking off in the shower and proceeds to shoot a hot load onto the shower floor it rolls into the drain and clogs it which then causes you to step on it thus creating a drain waffle.
Kolby stepped on his steaming load clogging the shower drain and made a drain waffle
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The act of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain.
Wow I really gave it the old Dutch waffle last night.
Normal people don't Dutch waffle bro.
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A waffle handy is a phenomena that happens when a waffle sprouts from a females uterus, which then continues to sprout up from the vagina creating a waffle penis. This can be triggered from a male ramming waffles up her vag vag or even her butthole mc fap fap. the male is then like LEMME GET SOME MAPLE SYRUP ON THAT BIATCH and he lathers it on in a sexual manner. Vaginas are strechty and so is your wrinkly penis.
Dude i didnt just make her squirt, i gave her a waffle handy!
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The whitest thing you can say to invite someone over for sex
I want to smash waffles tonight Becky
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A person who acts in such a way that you want to punch them in the face. Every-time this person walks in a room they start problems
Wow Kris just came over and stole my penis enlargement pills, what a cock waffle.
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Is another way of insulting someone for doing something gay or acting gay. Originates from a Reddit post where a user said he was called gay for stacking his waffles
Look at that guys walk. He’s for sure a waffle stacker
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(Noun) An analogy to describe the look of one's Ass Hole to that of a Blue Waffle.
(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.
"I hope Brittany Spears vagina doesn't look as bad as her Ass-Waffle."
"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."
"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."
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